I love the use of the emoji
Two things caught my eye recently, and I wanted to share them with you, especially since many of you who don’t speak Spanish might not see them otherwise. This post comes with a caveat, as it pokes fun at our players. So, if you very sensitive when it comes to our players, I would advise not reading any further and just clicking here to get out of the site!
This is an imagined Whatsapp conversation between our Real Madrid boys.
Note: the emoji might not show up on non-iPhones. And I tried to line up the conversation, but it was impossible.
Sergio Ramos*: Quillo, what time is the training session?
Iker: In half an hour, just like it is every day! 😓
Sergio Ramos: Hostia! I’m heading there now.
Benzema: I’m also on the way via the highway!
Xabi Alonso: … and if you’re driving, why are you also writing?
Benzema: Noooo, I’m going slowly, 180 kilometers per hour.
Sergio Ramos: Why did you put your photo? 😂
Özil left the group.
Sergio Ramos: Hostia! Another one putting his photo!! 😂😂😭
Pepe: 😡😡😡 When I catch you, I’m going to give you a 👊!!
Coentrão: I’m coming now, as soon as I finish the 🚬.
Sergio Ramos: Boys, we have to add this Bale to the group, no?
Di María: And how are you going to speak with him, do you know English?
Sergio Ramos: Man, I know how to write, but not read.
CR7: 😳 Let’s see? Write something.
Sergio Ramos: “Zergio in the vest” (Sergio is the best).
CR7: And what did you just write????!!
Sergio Ramos: How would I know! Didn’t I tell you that I don’t know how to read?
Sergio Ramos: Hostia! We’re all here!
Iker: Who invited him?
Arbeloa: Me!! 😄
Mourinho: Hi boys.
Iker left the group.
Mourinho: Can anyone give me Ronaldo’s number?
CR7: I don’t want to give it to you!! 😒
Mourinho: Not yours, the real Ronaldo’s! 😂
CR7 left the group.
Pepe left the group.
Coentrão left the group.
Marcelo left the group.
Sergio Ramos left the group [the one I originally saw had "Sergio Ramos ha dejao el grupo," jajaja!].
Kaká left the group.
Benzema left the group.
Di María left the group.
Arbeloa: Hiiiiiiii míster!
Mourinho left the group.
Xabi Alonso: 😂😂😂😂😭😭
Arbeloa left the group.
* Sergio’s messages are full of misspellings and slang.
P.D. Gracias B!