fashion face-off

Cristiano looks good in blue, no?  And the jacket is nice and simple: nice and clean lines, no glitter or sequins or bling…, so in essence, not Ronaldo.

Meanwhile, on the other hand, we have Sergio Ramos.

First off, it’s nice that he decided to match his jacket with the carpet, the swooshes on his shoes, the stretchy band of the crowd control thingie, and the random person in the background.  Then he decided to match the stripes on the bottom of his jacket with the stripes on his pants.  The stripes on the jacket, incidentally, are the same color as the pants.  In conclusion, a lot of thought went into this outfit, but overall, it’s a disaster.  And you think the strings are positioned like that on purpose, to draw your attention to, ahem, that area?