two requests

Dear Reuters people,

Yesterday you had photographers at the signing of an agreement between Real Madrid and the Comunidad de Madrid.  Next time, please don’t only take pictures of Cristiano Ronaldo.  I realize that he’s famous and all, and that it was his birthday (happy birthday Cristiano!) but there was also another Real Madrid player there, by the name of Iker Casillas.  Pictures of him would have been appreciated.

Or not, because…

Dear Iker,

Please stop wearing vests and/or taking style tips from the Benz.  Once was bad enough.  Twice is seriously hurting the eyes.

Love,

Una Madridista