this will do a lot to quash those gay rumors

Cristiano Ronaldo and I have more in common than I thought!  Apparently, he loves shoes as much as I do!!!  What else would explain why he’s changed shoes four times this season?  He started with black, then moved to blue, then to yellow, and now to the very manly color of purple!  Cristiano presented his new boots yesterday during a Nike event in London.

He must know he can get away with it, because Madrid wears primarily white and black, and those two colors go with anything!  And if he didn’t know, I’m sure Guti and/or Sergio would have told him.  I just hope these won’t be the shoes he’ll be wearing with Portugal, ’cause they won’t match the dark red Portuguese kit.  Come to think of it, the shoes themselves clash – orange and purple?  Ok, now it’s obvious:  Cris went and got input from Iker.  We know Iker loves matching orange with a non-matching color…

Now, if only I could get Louboutins in all those colors and more…