please stop it already

Oh Iker, you’re so good looking, why do you insist on ruining it with your outfits?

Let’s start with the positive.  I like the sunglasses, and they were appropriate for your activity that day.  And I also like Iker in the color red.

I don’t like the flip flops.  I think the outfit could have worked if he was wearing some other shoes.  And though you can’t see it in the picture, the omnipresent murse was there.  At this point, I’m thinking it’s attached to Iker and he can’t remove it.

Plus, he and Sara looked like they were going to two completely different events.  That happens to Iker a lot, no?