Skip to content

presenting… my second favorite boyband*

July 20, 2011

Real Madrid has published this report on their new signings, José Callejón, Fábio Coentrão, Rafa Varane and Nuri Sahin.  They tell the club’s web site that they promise to work hard, that this team is a family, that they want to triumph in Real Madrid, that wearing this shirt is an honor, and that this is going to be a great season.  While those are all great things to say, they’re not very original, just like how things would be if they were actually a boyband…

Here’s how I would stereotype the boys of this boyband.

The sensitive one.

The sweet, shy, young one.

The bad boy.

The one that breaks out in rap occasionally.

Together, they are… what would you name them?  How about Mou-mentum?

Hamit Altintop would be the one most likely to leave the group to try out a solo career.  Watch a slightly embarrassing (for them) video here.  But hey, at least this photo shoot lacks the usual thumbs-up, no?

* The Iker-ettes are of course my favorite boyband.

16 Comments leave one →
  1. July 20, 2011 18:34

    LOL this post is made up of win! I love u una. 🙂

  2. July 20, 2011 18:35

    “But hey, at least this photo shoot lacks the usual thumbs-up, no?”

    maybe they have no thumbs? 😛 😉

  3. Sasha Twen permalink
    July 20, 2011 20:12

    Hahahahahahahaha! I love you so much right now!

    *goes off to find brain-detergent*

  4. July 20, 2011 21:32

    Nuri Sahin i swear he makes me want to take a bus, plane, walk, run, crawl whatever to San Diego so i can give him a Huge Hug and a kiss on his cheek. I already love him, i love his smile and those eyes. ( oh i dont like him like oh i want to marry him, i know he is married )

  5. Gilly B permalink
    July 21, 2011 04:20

    Mou-mentum!! *Thumbs up*

  6. black widow permalink
    July 21, 2011 05:38

    mou-mentum — love it! hahaha, this is cute. 🙂

    coentrão looks like a young (blond) richard gere a bit to me.

  7. Jessie permalink
    July 21, 2011 15:16

    i like their name mou-mentums,lol

  8. howtobeanexplorer permalink
    July 21, 2011 17:55

    “The one that breaks out in rap occasionally.” Haha, great post, made me burst out laughing.

  9. jellyace permalink
    July 21, 2011 20:57

    for the boy band, why not Hala Moudrid?

  10. RealLover permalink
    July 22, 2011 01:07

    mou-mentum?! omg love it! we are a bigger family now.

  11. Gillian permalink
    July 22, 2011 05:04

    I think I’ve fallen *very* hard for Coentrao.

  12. July 22, 2011 11:20

    LOL, and suddenly I can see Marcelo dancing to their songs;-)

    • July 22, 2011 11:48

      Jajaja, yes!! I love that image! He and Cris will choreograph a special dance… and Adebayor needs to come back just to take part in that!

  13. max permalink
    July 22, 2011 16:52

    Maybe the “thumbs up” is for veterans. For the newbies its the “arms crossed across the chest”. 😛

    • Sarah, Madrid permalink
      July 23, 2011 11:07

      hahaha! you have to play 2 games to be upgraded to the “thumbs up”. Oh this make me laugh so hard.


  1. all set for Rayo Vallecano! « following Real Madrid…

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: