Real Madrid has published this report on their new signings, José Callejón, Fábio Coentrão, Rafa Varane and Nuri Sahin. They tell the club’s web site that they promise to work hard, that this team is a family, that they want to triumph in Real Madrid, that wearing this shirt is an honor, and that this is going to be a great season. While those are all great things to say, they’re not very original, just like how things would be if they were actually a boyband…
Here’s how I would stereotype the boys of this boyband.
The sensitive one.
The sweet, shy, young one.
The bad boy.
The one that breaks out in rap occasionally.
Together, they are… what would you name them? How about Mou-mentum?
Hamit Altintop would be the one most likely to leave the group to try out a solo career. Watch a slightly embarrassing (for them) video here. But hey, at least this photo shoot lacks the usual thumbs-up, no?
* The Iker-ettes are of course my favorite boyband.