I love the use of the emoji

Two things caught my eye recently, and I wanted to share them with you, especially since many of you who don’t speak Spanish might not see them otherwise. This post comes with a caveat, as it pokes fun at our players. So, if you very sensitive when it comes to our players, I would advise not reading any further and just clicking here to get out of the site!

This is an imagined Whatsapp conversation between our Real Madrid boys.

Note: the emoji might not show up on non-iPhones. And I tried to line up the conversation, but it was impossible.

Sergio Ramos*: Quillo, what time is the training session?

Iker: In half an hour, just like it is every day! 😓

CR: 😂😂😂

Sergio Ramos: Hostia! I’m heading there now.

Benzema: I’m also on the way via the highway!

Xabi Alonso: … and if you’re driving, why are you also writing?

Benzema: Noooo, I’m going slowly, 180 kilometers per hour.

Özil: 😳

Sergio Ramos: Why did you put your photo? 😂

Özil left the group.

Pepe: 🐵

Sergio Ramos: Hostia! Another one putting his photo!! 😂😂😭

Pepe: 😡😡😡 When I catch you, I’m going to give you a 👊!!

Coentrão: I’m coming now, as soon as I finish the 🚬.

Iker: 😲

Sergio Ramos: Boys, we have to add this Bale to the group, no?

Di María: And how are you going to speak with him, do you know English?

Sergio Ramos: Man, I know how to write, but not read.

CR7: 😳 Let’s see? Write something.

Sergio Ramos: “Zergio in the vest” (Sergio is the best).

CR7: And what did you just write????!!

Sergio Ramos: How would I know! Didn’t I tell you that I don’t know how to read?

Iker: 😂

Mourinho joined.

Sergio Ramos: Hostia! We’re all here!

Iker: Who invited him?

Arbeloa: Me!! 😄

Mourinho: Hi boys.

Iker left the group.

Mourinho: Can anyone give me Ronaldo’s number?

CR7: I don’t want to give it to you!! 😒

Mourinho: Not yours, the real Ronaldo’s! 😂

CR7 left the group.

Pepe left the group.

Coentrão left the group.

Marcelo left the group.

Sergio Ramos left the group [the one I originally saw had “Sergio Ramos ha dejao el grupo,” jajaja!].

Kaká left the group.

Benzema left the group.

Di María left the group.

Arbeloa: Hiiiiiiii míster!

Mourinho left the group.

Arbeloa: 😳😰😔😓

Xabi Alonso: 😂😂😂😂😭😭

Arbeloa left the group.

* Sergio’s messages are full of misspellings and slang.

P.D. Gracias B!